Two bugs sat on a leaf, chatting.

The first bug said, "I was reading the Post this morning—you listening?—and, and there was this article about brain chemistry, right?"

The other bug nodded.

"It said juggling makes your brain grow."

The second bug shrugged. "So?"

"Well what do you think about that?"

"Makes me wish I had three red rubber balls."

The first bug looked very stoic. "You reckon that's how they did it?"

"What?"

"Got to be where they are."

"Who?"

"The homo sapiens."